First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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