I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
