everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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