I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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