i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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