she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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