You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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