Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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