What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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