yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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