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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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