with your own penis?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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