were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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