goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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