People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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