it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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