I wish i was in the wii world.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
