we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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