No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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