Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Success! We fucked roommates!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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