I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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