You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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