That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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