And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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