Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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