you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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