Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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