All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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