I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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