Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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