dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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