I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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