Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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