i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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