Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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