Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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