I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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