I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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