Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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