Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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