We won't sleep together?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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