TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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