Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think I sprained my soul last night
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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