3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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