So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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