We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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