Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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