You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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