Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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