don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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