id be glad to
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
