i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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