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(719): View more from Colorado

so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked

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(702): View more from Nevada

I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started

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(518): View more from New York

I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!

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(714): View more from California

I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister

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(253): View more from Washington

May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.

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(813): View more from Florida

It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"

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(850): View more from Florida

The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"

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