you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Randomize
